August 24, 2013
Ok as I’m waiting to be picked up by Hasty so we can go to the beach with Pete and Patrick, I just checked my email which I haven’t bothered much with in several months. I got the most tempting spam ever, so I’m going to write it here in my journal and comment on it as I do. I’ll write my remarks in a marker so it will be darker and thicker writing so I don’t get confused later. And I cut out some of the email.
My name is Wall Grimm and this is my spam that almost made me not care if I got a virus or hacked or anything:
WALL GRIMM’S SPAM TEMPTATION
Ok first off she calls me babe so I’m ready to listen.
“i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?”
I don’t know this person so it’s obviously spam, but I can tell it’s going to be a good one. And the typos are kinda sweet.
“In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. “
Oh it’s YOU, ok.
“we used to chat a bit on facebook”
I was never much into fb even though I have an account.
“and then I think u deleted me :( “
No, I’d never delete you sweetheart.
“ haha.. anyways guess what… I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago… and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol… ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..”
“I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move…anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe…”
Ok then, so you’re cute huh? And you called me bebe. You got my attention again, just when you were losing me. She called me Babe and tells me I used to say she was cute. I know she must be, because I have good taste.
“we only chatted a couple times”
Oh so that’s why I don’t remember you.
“but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol…”
She called me Babe, I think she’s cute, she wants me, and she thinks I’m cute. How can I go wrong?
“ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death…”
Sounds perfect. But wait, shouldn’t I know all this already if we’ve chatted? I don’t think I’d ever forget YOU Adriana.
“uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah…who doesnt..”
ummmm so when you moving nearby? I like the way you spelled “gurl” btw.
“OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
“do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that..”
Of course you would.
“.really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i……????”
Oh yeah, please do. I have a feeling this is going to be good.
“ok WELLLL… and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA… “
“BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh…”
I…uh….hmmm…when you coming to town?
“anyways i hope u dont look down on that”
“and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol…”
“i actually need help”
Ok here it comes, no I don’t own a truck.
“once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out….
“ANYWAYS.. heres the deal….every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else… “
You made me feel special. What’s the code sweetheart?
“the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF… “
I promise. Give it to me.
“i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER… “
Now you’re being all cute and shit and calling me mister. What’s the code?
“i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room…”
“if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out..”
Hopefully they’re into blue balls.
“but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U…”
You called me Babe again. I trust you too.
“im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..”
So anytime I want to watch you get naked and play with yourself, you should be there?
“also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. “
I need to remember you because you’re in debt? I’m beginning to think you want my money. But did you say student loan? So you’re a college girl doing naughty things to get by? Tell me the code.
“anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now..”
Nah, I guess it’s np.
“im gonna go start work..”
You’re going to get naked now?
“i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day”
It would make mine too. Call be Babe again.
“and releive a lot of my stress about the move… “
Oh yeah you’re moving, forgot about that.
“….anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours..”
Well a cell number isn’t too personal…
“if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now..”
But I’m horny NOW.
“but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha…”
Holy crap! I won’t give it out I PROMISE!!
“im out for now… chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana”
And then I got a link for the secret code. Maybe if I email back, she’ll really like me and send me a real link. I think I’m in love with you Adriana.
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